Episode 25: An Unwanted Party

October 3, 2017 Rudraigh Quattrin

Wherein our ""heroes"" are asked to play a song.

Music Attribution

A Chained Melody by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Fishball Demi-God Beneath the Hill-Atop-A-Tree by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

GODS F*WAAAK*ING DAMNIT TONY< YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Helema Fiddles While George Burns by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Makar, The Father of War, Revokes His Sheltering Shield by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Penguibilly Stomp by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Stiev Flails on Tail Drum by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

The Funk of 40,000 Years by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

The Traditional Acoustican Nameday Song (The Insufferable Basterds Mostly Play It Badly) by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Thrimlach Physically and Verbally Abuses His Sir Gnomophone - Part I by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Thrimlach Physically and Verbally Abuses His Sir Gnomophone - Part II by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Thrimlach Physically and Verbally Abuses His Sir Gnomophone - Part III by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

[8-Bit Progressive Stoic] Platonic Ideal by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

[Chiptune Funk] Tired of Wandering - Wandering from Tired by Patashu feat. Bynary Fission - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

Design a Village by Pauli Ondruska - https://soundcloud.com/paul-ondruska

The Big Bad Brain Boss by Pauli Ondruska - https://soundcloud.com/paul-ondruska

Firefly Village - Main Theme by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

SFX Attribution

S: 20100213.tuning.02.wav by dobroide -- http://www.freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/90352/ -- License: Attribution

S: Water on Burner.WAV by leswagcupcakes -- http://www.freesound.org/people/leswagcupcakes/sounds/197299/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Sitar resonant str. C7 - 7.wav by bosone -- http://www.freesound.org/people/bosone/sounds/65872/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Coughing Young Man (me).wav by RutgerMuller -- http://www.freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/51136/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: whistleAndReport.aif by sbarncar -- http://www.freesound.org/people/sbarncar/sounds/121558/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: pulley 2.wav by FreqMan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/40555/ -- License: Attribution

S: cat2.wav by NoiseCollector -- http://www.freesound.org/people/NoiseCollector/sounds/4914/ -- License: Attribution

S: knocking_hammering.wav by braffe2 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/braffe2/sounds/83687/ -- License: Sampling+

S: weirdbreath.wav by Wolfsinger -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Wolfsinger/sounds/25714/ -- License: Attribution

S: DoorSlamOpen.aif by bennychico11 -- https://freesound.org/s/29542/ -- License: Attribution

S: 7 Thump.wav by numar -- http://www.freesound.org/people/numar/sounds/118401/ -- License: Sampling+

S: Metal Clang1.aif by timgormly -- http://www.freesound.org/people/timgormly/sounds/170958/ -- License: Attribution

S: Falling Bones.wav by spookymodem -- https://freesound.org/s/202091/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Metal Drop 1.wav by DasDeer -- https://www.freesound.org/s/167311/ -- License: Attribution

S: Chair on Wood - Fast.wav by PsychoPancake -- https://freesound.org/s/325204/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Footsteps Running Away Fading 2 by Rudmer_Rotteveel -- https://www.freesound.org/s/316922/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Function Fail by VincentM400 -- https://freesound.org/s/249616/ -- License: Attribution

S: Juist-Pferde-Kutsche-Innen by the_very_Real_Horst -- https://www.freesound.org/people/the_very_Real_Horst/sounds/250823/ -- License: Attribution

S: Welding_Electric Sparks.wav by weaveofkev -- https://freesound.org/s/396240/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Electrical Shock (Zap).wav by BigKahuna360 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/BigKahuna360/sounds/160421/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: random1 - humming.wav by SophronsineSoundDesign -- http://www.freesound.org/people/SophronsineSoundDesign/sounds/260834/ -- License: Attribution

S: jump into water splash sound.wav by NIkhill Kumar -- http://www.freesound.org/people/NIkhill%20Kumar/sounds/320330/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: MAGICAL_EFFECT.wav by StephenSaldanha -- http://www.freesound.org/people/StephenSaldanha/sounds/121894/ -- License: Attribution

S: Slap 3 by ihitokage -- https://freesound.org/s/395348/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: 316310 _littlerobotsoundfactory_robot2-13_5 by LittleRobotSoundFactory -- https://www.freesound.org/people/LittleRobotSoundFactory/sounds/316310/ -- License: Attribution

S: Jingling wooden ornament.wav by StudentTanita -- https://freesound.org/s/327153/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: splat 005.wav by yottasounds -- https://www.freesound.org/s/232135/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: massive explosion by Hugofski -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Hugofski/sounds/177556/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Bricks Falling.wav by Benboncan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/77074/ -- License: Attribution

S: Metal Cup Drop by AlecCorday -- http://www.freesound.org/people/AlecCorday/sounds/181115/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: redbarn_horse_whinny.wav by axiyee -- http://www.freesound.org/people/axiyee/sounds/79084/ -- License: Sampling+

S: Galloping Horse.wav by prosounder -- http://www.freesound.org/people/prosounder/sounds/32679/ -- License: Sampling+

S: bushmovement.wav by j1987 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/j1987/sounds/106114/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: thud bassy slam.aiff by kyles -- http://www.freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/51817/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Stab_Knife_01.wav by LittleRobotSoundFactory -- http://www.freesound.org/people/LittleRobotSoundFactory/sounds/270475/ -- License: Attribution

S: Yell_underwater_1.aif by Materjal -- https://freesound.org/s/346481/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Rock-pool by the Ocean by Mings -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Mings/sounds/172512/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Footsteps Running Away Fading 1 by Rudmer_Rotteveel -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Rudmer_Rotteveel/sounds/316923/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Bwaang_2_reverb.mp3 by Timbre -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/91296/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Magic: Gargle Spell by Spennnyyy -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Spennnyyy/sounds/323502/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Steam Hiss.wav by jesabat -- http://www.freesound.org/people/jesabat/sounds/119741/ -- License: Attribution

S: Insane Synth I Made by Spennnyyy -- https://freesound.org/s/326278/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Theatrical whale song Version#2 [ Remix of excerpt of Freesound # 338882 ].flac by Timbre -- https://freesound.org/s/343133/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: F distorted bass note guitar string #2 by crescendo -- http://www.freesound.org/people/crescendo/sounds/149873/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: tiles smashing.mp3 by ToaTom -- https://freesound.org/s/148036/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: ----- by m_O_m -- http://www.freesound.org/people/m_O_m/sounds/109073/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: PortalMalfunction_Medium.wav by zimbot -- http://www.freesound.org/people/zimbot/sounds/122984/ -- License: Attribution

S: Time Travel.wav by PRIM_ORDial -- http://www.freesound.org/people/PRIM_ORDial/sounds/326091/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Yet Another Bar Crowd - June 2007.wav by lonemonk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/36321/ -- License: Attribution

S: redbarn_horse_whinny.wav by axiyee -- http://www.freesound.org/people/axiyee/sounds/79084/ -- License: Sampling+

S: ae001 maracas fast intro.wav by Robinhood76 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/63612/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Galloping Horse.wav by prosounder -- http://www.freesound.org/people/prosounder/sounds/32679/ -- License: Sampling+

Episode 24: The Search for Portal α-1.3

August 1, 2017 Rudraigh Quattrin

Wherein Ironheel's Imperial Posthe concludes their search for the portal which will bring them to the united defense of the Empire's capital city.

Music Attribution

Star Clash Theme by Ben Briggs - https://soundcloud.com/bbriggsmusic

Bassoon Bomp in C Maj (Staccato) by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

The Uniquely Unfortunate Unceremonious Uprising in Uiaddh Unleashed by the Upstarts of Upshank (Countersong Bard Battle) by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Xiin-Da’An Monastery, High in the Dawlix Mountains by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

Starfall (2014 Demo) by DEgITx - https://soundcloud.com/degitx

Escaping Entropy by Ditenado - https://soundcloud.com/ditenado

Synthetic Dragon by Ditenado - https://soundcloud.com/ditenado

Metal Instrumental 2 [Free Download] by GRINCH - https://soundcloud.com/glenn-k-hler

Cascade by Kubbi & Jonas Dam - https://soundcloud.com/kubbi

Metalbeat by laila hepburn - https://soundcloud.com/lailahepburn

Lost Sky by Naoya Sakamata - https://soundcloud.com/naoya-sakamata

Firefly Village - Main Theme by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Unused Solemn Introduction Piece No. 2 by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Could we Dream Again ? [Royalty-Free] by Tristan Lohengrin - https://soundcloud.com/tristanlohengrin

The Spirit [Royalty Free] by Tristan Lohengrin - https://soundcloud.com/tristanlohengrin

Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

SFX Attribution

S: 20100213.tuning.02.wav by dobroide -- http://www.freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/90352/ -- License: Attribution

S: Coughing Young Man (me).wav by RutgerMuller -- http://www.freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/51136/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Sitar resonant str. C7 - 7.wav by bosone -- http://www.freesound.org/people/bosone/sounds/65872/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Water on Burner.WAV by leswagcupcakes -- http://www.freesound.org/people/leswagcupcakes/sounds/197299/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: whistleAndReport.aif by sbarncar -- http://www.freesound.org/people/sbarncar/sounds/121558/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: pulley 2.wav by FreqMan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/40555/ -- License: Attribution

S: whoosh07.wav by FreqMan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/25076/ -- License: Attribution

S: Sci-fi sfx by ScreamStudio -- https://freesound.org/s/392693/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Horse Snort 2.wav by GoodListener -- https://www.freesound.org/s/322454/ -- License: Attribution

S: Mutant Bird 1 by RICHERlandTV -- https://www.freesound.org/s/236957/ -- License: Attribution

S: DRAGON_ROAR.wav by JoelAudio -- http://www.freesound.org/people/JoelAudio/sounds/85568/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: comic bite 2.wav by ggctuk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/ggctuk/sounds/80551/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: comic bite 1.wav by ggctuk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/ggctuk/sounds/80550/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Rocks Falling No-Reverb Edition 16 Bit. Foley Sound by ALLANZ10D -- https://freesound.org/s/323477/ -- License: Attribution

S: yells.mp3 by jasinski -- http://www.freesound.org/people/jasinski/sounds/18365/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: 8-bit boing.wav by Greenhourglass -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Greenhourglass/sounds/159375/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Stab_Knife_01.wav by LittleRobotSoundFactory -- http://www.freesound.org/people/LittleRobotSoundFactory/sounds/270475/ -- License: Attribution

S: thud bassy slam.aiff by kyles -- http://www.freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/51817/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: BullBellow.mp3 by acclivity -- http://www.freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/50669/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: ----- by m_O_m -- http://www.freesound.org/people/m_O_m/sounds/109073/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Giant wing flap 5.wav by D DJ Chronos -- http://www.freesound.org/people/D%20DJ%20Chronos/sounds/77080/ -- License: Attribution

S: wind_voice1.aif by thanvannispen -- http://www.freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9666/ -- License: Attribution

S: Yet Another Bar Crowd - June 2007.wav by lonemonk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/36321/ -- License: Attribution

S: Cracking Knuckles.wav by pwausc1 -- https://freesound.org/s/118256/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: 44.wav by y89312 -- https://freesound.org/s/139875/ -- License: Attribution

S: panic.wav by Erdie -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Erdie/sounds/165613/ -- License: Attribution

S: Foot Stomp B.wav by patchen -- http://www.freesound.org/people/patchen/sounds/20184/ -- License: Attribution

S: Neigh3.flac by acclivity -- http://www.freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/19813/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Shield Slam 2 by CTCollab -- https://freesound.org/s/223628/ -- License: Attribution

S: Metallic Sound Pack 21.wav by soniktec -- https://freesound.org/s/164262/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: splat 005.wav by yottasounds -- https://www.freesound.org/s/232135/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Sizzle by Psyche_Sound_Studios -- https://freesound.org/s/253544/ -- License: Attribution

S: ui interface neutral by JavierZumer -- https://freesound.org/s/257226/ -- License: Attribution

S: Pieeuuuw.wav by dsp9000 -- https://freesound.org/s/76401/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Meinl CH27 Chimes by Dpoggioli -- https://freesound.org/s/263542/ -- License: Attribution

S: Beating wings.wav by juskiddink -- http://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/125940/ -- License: Attribution

S: foghorn2.wav by stevebob69 -- https://freesound.org/s/81874/ -- License: Sampling+

S: windy day .mp3 by soundmary -- https://www.freesound.org/people/soundmary/sounds/196667/ -- License: Attribution

S: purely synthesised metal clang with long reverb.flac by Timbre -- https://www.freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/232450/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Yet Another Bar Crowd - June 2007.wav by lonemonk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/lonemonk/sounds/36321/ -- License: Attribution

S: Tumbleweed_Impact_002.wav by duckduckpony -- https://freesound.org/s/204029/ -- License: Attribution

S: abwasser03.wav by schluppipuppie -- https://freesound.org/s/14891/ -- License: Attribution

S: Earthquake by hiriak -- http://www.freesound.org/people/hiriak/sounds/187857/ -- License: Attribution

S: 44.wav by y89312 -- https://freesound.org/s/139875/ -- License: Attribution

S: Alert 04 by rhodesmas -- https://www.freesound.org/s/380277/ -- License: Attribution

S: Papers rustling.mp3 by DJ Burnham -- http://www.freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76809/ -- License: Attribution

S: Dropping a gun.wav by Leady -- https://freesound.org/s/12734/ -- License: Attribution

S: bullet shells - single - consolidated.wav by Anthousai -- https://freesound.org/s/337233/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Stamp by kermite607 -- https://freesound.org/s/362624/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: redbarn_horse_whinny.wav by axiyee -- http://www.freesound.org/people/axiyee/sounds/79084/ -- License: Sampling+

S: radio_noises.aif by mattwasser -- http://www.freesound.org/people/mattwasser/sounds/58932/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Cell Ringtone by fennelliott -- https://freesound.org/s/379416/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Phone pick up / hang up by deraj -- https://freesound.org/s/218083/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Episode 23: The Prismatic Path

July 4, 2017 Rudraigh Quattrin

Wherein Ironheel's Imperial Posthe gets one step closer to their destination.

Show Notes for Episode 23

Music Attribution

Star Clash Theme by Ben Briggs - https://soundcloud.com/bbriggsmusic

The Way of the Ironheel by Blackula Hunter - https://soundcloud.com/blackulahuntermusic

[8-Bit Atmospheric] Brogue Floor 1-5 ~ Spelunking 101 by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

Dark Nebula (PATASHU FINALLY MADE A NEW SONG OMG OMG) by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

Sharkpoint Beach by pikrasso - https://soundcloud.com/pikrasso

Firefly Village - Main Theme by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Unfinished MMORPG Score - General Exploration Loop by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Unfinished MMORPG Score - Main Title by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

SFX Attribution

S: 20100213.tuning.02.wav by dobroide -- http://www.freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/90352/ -- License: Attribution

S: Coughing Young Man (me).wav by RutgerMuller -- http://www.freesound.org/people/RutgerMuller/sounds/51136/ -- License: Creative

S: Sitar resonant str. C7 - 7.wav by bosone -- http://www.freesound.org/people/bosone/sounds/65872/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Water on Burner.WAV by leswagcupcakes -- http://www.freesound.org/people/leswagcupcakes/sounds/197299/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: whistleAndReport.aif by sbarncar -- http://www.freesound.org/people/sbarncar/sounds/121558/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: pulley 2.wav by FreqMan -- http://www.freesound.org/people/FreqMan/sounds/40555/ -- License: Attribution

S: magic.wav by vr -- https://www.freesound.org/people/vr/sounds/349468/ -- License: Attribution

S: Rock-pool by the Ocean by Mings -- http://www.freesound.org/people/Mings/sounds/172512/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Horse Snort 2.wav by GoodListener -- https://www.freesound.org/s/322454/ -- License: Attribution

S: Mutant Bird 1 by RICHERlandTV -- https://www.freesound.org/s/236957/ -- License: Attribution

S: Knife throw 2.aif by kylepyke -- https://freesound.org/s/196563/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Knife Hitting Wood by f4ngy -- https://freesound.org/s/240788/ -- License: Attribution

S: radio_noises.aif by mattwasser -- http://www.freesound.org/people/mattwasser/sounds/58932/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: thunder1.wav by nednednerb -- http://www.freesound.org/people/nednednerb/sounds/38244/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: PortalMalfunction_Medium.wav by zimbot -- http://www.freesound.org/people/zimbot/sounds/122984/ -- License: Attribution

S: wind_voice1.aif by thanvannispen -- http://www.freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9666/ -- License: Attribution

S: Sci-fi sfx by ScreamStudio -- https://freesound.org/s/392693/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: cartoon crowd step run stampede.wav by martian -- https://www.freesound.org/s/200185/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Beating wings.wav by juskiddink -- http://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/125940/ -- License: Attribution

S: Hitting Metal by altfuture -- https://freesound.org/s/174639/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: warm gong.wav by Veiler -- https://www.freesound.org/s/207168/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: spooky gong.wav by Veiler -- https://www.freesound.org/s/207167/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Bolt Cycle Fast.wav by Bunny_Clark -- https://www.freesound.org/s/377550/ -- License: Attribution

S: Angel_chorus2.mp3 by Taira Komori -- https://freesound.org/s/211659/ -- License: Attribution

S: SniperShot.wav by EMSIarma -- https://www.freesound.org/s/108852/ -- License: Attribution Noncommercial

S: Shell_9mm_luger_02.wav by CGEffex -- https://www.freesound.org/s/159003/ -- License: Attribution

S: comic bite 1.wav by ggctuk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/ggctuk/sounds/80550/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: thud bassy slam.aiff by kyles -- http://www.freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/51817/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: comic bite 2.wav by ggctuk -- http://www.freesound.org/people/ggctuk/sounds/80551/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Industrial Buzz 2.wav by bigmanjoe -- https://freesound.org/s/346396/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Juicy Fart3 by Zott820 -- https://freesound.org/s/183549/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: dirt spray 1.wav by Halleck -- https://www.freesound.org/s/121626/ -- License: Attribution

S: Tumbleweed_Impact_003.wav by duckduckpony -- https://freesound.org/s/204031/ -- License: Attribution

S: Tumbleweed_Impact_001.wav by duckduckpony -- https://freesound.org/s/204028/ -- License: Attribution

S: Tumbleweed_Impact_002.wav by duckduckpony -- https://freesound.org/s/204029/ -- License: Attribution

S: Explosion2.wav by steveygos93 -- http://www.freesound.org/people/steveygos93/sounds/80401/ -- License: Attribution

S: Campfire_1.wav by zmb94 -- https://www.freesound.org/people/zmb94/sounds/74963/ -- License: Sampling+

S: Laser Gun Ice Beam by DrMinky -- https://freesound.org/s/174436/ -- License: Attribution

S: redbarn_horse_whinny.wav by axiyee -- http://www.freesound.org/people/axiyee/sounds/79084/ -- License: Sampling+

S: Birds Chirping 02 by swiftoid -- https://www.freesound.org/people/swiftoid/sounds/182502/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

S: Paper_Shuffling_Crinkling_Crisp.wav by bewagne -- http://www.freesound.org/people/bewagne/sounds/187615/ -- License: Attribution

Bonus: Orc Shoe

June 18, 2017 Rudraigh Quattrin

Wherein His Majesty Vragul, King of Town Hall, etc., performs a traditional Cave Orc Marching Tune.

Music, Performance, and Engineering by Cian Quattrin

Lyrics by Rudraigh Quattrin

Orc Shoe

(Refrain)

OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

ORC FOOT ALSO MADE OF BONE

’CAUSE THAT WHAT WHAT MAKE YOU STAND UP!

BUUUUUUUT

SOME THING THAT LIVE DEEP IN CAVE

OR WAY DEEP DOWN ON SEA FLOOR

HAVE THING CALLED EXOSKELETON!

ME NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEAN!

FUNNY HAT USE THAT WORD ONCE,

BUT ORC JUST CALL IT CRAB SKIN!

(Refrain)

OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

BUUUUUUUT

ORC FOOT ALSO HAVE TEN-DON,

THEM ALSO MAKE YOU STAND UP!

ACHILLES TENDON, BACK ON FOOT,

IT NAMED FOR LONG DEAD HUUU-MON!

THEM EASIER FOR CUT THAN BONE,

SO HACK THEM AND ORC FALL DOWN!

(Refrain)

OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

BUUUUUUUT

NAIL ALSO GROW ON FOOT,

SO FOOT ALSO MADE OF THAT!

ME NOT KNOW WHAT NAIL DO,

BUT IT SURE HURT WHEN PULL OFF!

SOME THING HAVE SHARP CLAW INSTEAD

BUT ORC JUST HAVE DUMB NAIL!

(Refrain)

OOOOOOOH

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!

ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT

’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!

Episode 22: The Albino Sorcerer

June 6, 2017 Rudraigh Quattrin

Wherein the Imperial Posthe finally encounters their erstwhile employer.

Show Notes for Episode 22

Music Attribution

Star Clash Theme by Ben Briggs - https://soundcloud.com/bbriggsmusic

NES Style by Count+Step feat. Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

Eight by Dawn of Neptune - https://soundcloud.com/dawn-of-neptune

SD-90 Fiddle Show by ju-nya - https://soundcloud.com/ju-nya

Forerunner by Naoya Sakamata - https://soundcloud.com/naoya-sakamata

Let’s Start at the Beginning by New Death Sensation - https://soundcloud.com/petteri-riihiluoma

Boardwalk by Patashu - https://soundcloud.com/patashu

Firefly Village - Main Theme by Steven O’Brien - https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien

Brother (Instrumental Demo) by Terria - https://soundcloud.com/terriauk