Wherein His Majesty Vragul, King of Town Hall, etc., performs a traditional Cave Orc Marching Tune.
Music, Performance, and Engineering by Cian Quattrin
Lyrics by Rudraigh Quattrin
Orc Shoe
(Refrain)
OOOOOOOH
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!
ORC FOOT ALSO MADE OF BONE
’CAUSE THAT WHAT WHAT MAKE YOU STAND UP!
BUUUUUUUT
SOME THING THAT LIVE DEEP IN CAVE
OR WAY DEEP DOWN ON SEA FLOOR
HAVE THING CALLED EXOSKELETON!
ME NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEAN!
FUNNY HAT USE THAT WORD ONCE,
BUT ORC JUST CALL IT CRAB SKIN!
(Refrain)
OOOOOOOH
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!
BUUUUUUUT
ORC FOOT ALSO HAVE TEN-DON,
THEM ALSO MAKE YOU STAND UP!
ACHILLES TENDON, BACK ON FOOT,
IT NAMED FOR LONG DEAD HUUU-MON!
THEM EASIER FOR CUT THAN BONE,
SO HACK THEM AND ORC FALL DOWN!
(Refrain)
OOOOOOOH
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!
BUUUUUUUT
NAIL ALSO GROW ON FOOT,
SO FOOT ALSO MADE OF THAT!
ME NOT KNOW WHAT NAIL DO,
BUT IT SURE HURT WHEN PULL OFF!
SOME THING HAVE SHARP CLAW INSTEAD
BUT ORC JUST HAVE DUMB NAIL!
(Refrain)
OOOOOOOH
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE ORC NO CAN MAKE LEAAA-THER!
ORC SHOE IT MADE OUT OF MEAT
’CAUSE THAT WHAT ORC FOOT MADE OF!