Episode 0: The Carbohydrate Connundrum

Wherein we meet our "Heroes" and see how they deal with the fools who have the gall to send them on adventures.  

Music Attribution

Crawl by Bart Spaans - https://soundcloud.com/bart-spaans

Toska by Broken Cities - brokencities.com

Courante in F Major by Miguel Angel Aldunce - https://soundcloud.com/miguel-angel-aldunce

Aon Téama by o_ame - https://soundcloud.com/o_ame

Raging Tears by Toutwoui - https://soundcloud.com/toutwoui

Caffeine by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Escape! by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Rising by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg

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