Episode 5: Still Caught in the Arena of Ahk'Rapp or The Insufferable Basterds vs True Love

Scene 1: Buying, Trading, and Celling

 

Drowmande: Watch, as our latest attractions awake in darkness with cramped muscles and pulsating bruises.

 

Imenand: Ugh... I Knock open the doors again.  (Sfx: Knock x6)

 

Issa: Waak.  At least they let us keep all the stuff we found.

 

Maldreth: You mean all of our stuff?

 

Rhomande: But not all of our stuff.  Just some thieves’ tools and a few weapons.

 

Thrimlach: And a pile of money!

 

Thorn: Not that money will do us much good in this dungeon.  Ah!  There’s the kitty!

 

((Sfx: Bastet Meow))

 

Imenand: Get away from Bastet!  She’s been through enough of an ordeal without a size-changing wasp rattling around in her skull!

 

Issa: (Sigh)  I’ll grab one of these ten-foot poles hanging above the lintel.  Probably going to be a few more traps this time.

 

Maldreth: You nitwits have finally reached the obvious conclusion on your own!  One of you grab the other pole and let’s get out of here

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