Wherein we meet our "Heroes" and see how they deal with the fools who have the gall to send them on adventures.
Music Attribution
Crawl by Bart Spaans - https://soundcloud.com/bart-spaans
Toska by Broken Cities - brokencities.com
Courante in F Major by Miguel Angel Aldunce - https://soundcloud.com/miguel-angel-aldunce
Aon Téama by o_ame - https://soundcloud.com/o_ame
Raging Tears by Toutwoui - https://soundcloud.com/toutwoui
Caffeine by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg
Credit Where Credit is Due by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg
Escape! by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg
Rising by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg
Victory Flower Fields by VCMG - https://soundcloud.com/vincmg
SFX Attribution
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