Rhomande: Good evening Lords and Ladies. You have chosen your evening's entertainment quite wisely. You are about to experience the most wondrous spectacle in all of Western Scottalia. I am your Host-Proprietor, Rhomande Sorfinde, and I welcome you...to The 20-Sided Theatre!

The Wiz: **From “offstage”** Dancing lights! SFX: (121558_sbarncar_whistleandreport.aif x 5 (bunched in time with opening of Theme Music)

Theme Music: (VCMG – Victory Flower Fields – 20-Sided Theatre Edit)

Scene 2:Interrupted Introductions

SFX: (40555_frequman_pulley-2.wav)

Music Bed: (Sylvius Leopold Weiss – Courante in F Major.mp3)

Rhomande: We join our...Heroes...

The DM: (interrupting) Really? Heroes?

Rhomande: Yeah, Heroes.

The DM: Ugh...Give me a bluff check. SFX: (d20 roll) Godsdamnit. (muttered to self). Fine...Heroes.

Rhomande: It is the day of our ...Heroes' meeting with the mysterious Don Vincenzo, head of the League of Scottalian Bread Merchants at the Hall of Wheat. Allow me to introduce you...to The Insufferable Basterds. Dark Brother Smid Kaltrops! The Half-Bear Monk and President of Bear Industries. A shapeshifter of near insurmountable strength and speed.